madeeasy 9:11 Wed Sep 2
Weird things you see at the gym
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Just seen a bloke cleaning his teeth. Thia was about 6pm.
I have never felt the need to take a toothbrush to the gym.
Why....
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roltrader
2:24 Thu Sep 3
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I saw over 20 horses in a gym once.............
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TopGun
2:21 Thu Sep 3
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The fucking fitness instructor trying to intimidate everyone in the gym with his weird muscles. Every fucking time.
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Annony
1:55 Thu Sep 3
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tobster 9:44 Wed Sep 2
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Quality, tobster should win a free day pass for that.
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Takashi Miike
1:53 Thu Sep 3
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a lot of CAMEL TOE
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Russ of the BML
1:50 Thu Sep 3
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Willtell 12:37 Thu Sep 3
Oh, that is really funny. Well done.
Are you 6?
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Barnet Steve
1:46 Thu Sep 3
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I used to use the Virgin gym just off Oxford Street early in the morning.
There was a bald guy who would be in the weight area, with a big handlebar 'tache and wearing a tight white T-shirt, tight shorts and black office shoes. He also would stand extremely close to you if he wanted to use whatever you were currently on.
He used to make me think of the Victorian weight lifters they had on Family Guy sometimes...
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GreenStreetPlayer
12:17 Thu Sep 3
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Happened a few years ago but was on the treadmill and a guy next to me was going for it Forest Gump style.
He then started shouting to himself "come on another 5" and carried on at break neck speed. After a few more moments, he then shouted this again and then started slapping himself around the face! When he done that I thought no surely not, but then he done it again a short while later.
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Charoo
11:42 Thu Sep 3
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A bloke came in the other week wearing flip flops, sat on one on the bench press benches, pulled a nail clipper out of his pocket and proceeded to clip his nails. Made me feel sick. He was told by one of the bouncers that train there to pick it up and pack it in.
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Steve the Hammer
11:27 Thu Sep 3
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Other stuff that comes to mind about the gym..
There is a bloke who regularly puts his t shirt on both back-to-front AND inside-out! To do it once is funny but he does it all the time! How can't you notice the t shirt label flapping around you chin?
Strange bloke always using the reception desk the stretch his groin, much to the receptionists dismay.
A fat bloke waling around the gym floor doing slow motion kung fu poses.
Bloke going for the chin up... only to smack his head on the bar above and go down screaming.
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Steve the Hammer
11:21 Thu Sep 3
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The lockers in my gym use good old fashioned padlocks and not the electronic card locking system. Anyway, last week some bloke was struggling to open his locker.
Like most people, I try to mind my own business in the changing rooms but he caught my attention when I noticed he was pulling the door as hard as he could, even putting his foot up on the locker next to it for leverage. He stopped, stood back, scratching his head for a second, then got back to it.
He started getting desperate as it had been over 5 minutes now and was looking around the room for help. Someone finally helped.
Turned out the dopey sod had opened the padlock but not actually taken it out of the locker door so he was just pulling against the padlock.
Sorry for the long post for such a daft story but it made me chuckle at the time.
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Monk~koknee
11:09 Thu Sep 3
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It is not particularly unusual for someone to clean their teeth after eating or before meeting someone is it.
Someone once posted on here on such topic that "you don't only wipe your arse once in the morning and again at night do you?"
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overbyyer
11:05 Thu Sep 3
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People who employ gardeners, cleaners and dog walkers and have their weekly shopping delivered.
Then join a gym because they aren't getting enough exercise?
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goose
10:55 Thu Sep 3
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1. people who use hair dryers to dry their body.
2. people who put their socks on then stroll around with no pants on. if you have time to put your socks on then you have time to put pants on.
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Lovejoy
10:22 Thu Sep 3
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Not weird but pleasant:
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https://www.facebook.com/TeamNogueiraDubai/photos/pb.323429941097109.-2207520000.1441266683./490036344436467/?type=3&theater
SFW
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Northern Sold
10:10 Thu Sep 3
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Like a pencil through the heart that is Manor....
Eerie... no Lidl's round here... only on Millwall manors... like yours
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Eerie Descent
10:05 Thu Sep 3
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Maybe it's a Lidl company policy they haven't told you about yet, Sold0?
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w4hammer
10:04 Thu Sep 3
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there's one of the female PT's at my gym who is constantly squirming around on those rolling tubes ( about the size of a kitchen roll with knobbly bits on) dont even know what they do but I think its muscle conditioning- anyways- it bascially means she's pulling all sorts of porn related poses, groin thrusting, arse and camel toe winking at me when im doingmy sets. I dont really mind but she gets a bit eggy when I cop an acciendtal look, every 10 seconds or so..
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ManorParkHammer
10:03 Thu Sep 3
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People who own dogs stink.
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Northern Sold
9:56 Thu Sep 3
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Got a bloke at work that is forever brushing his teeth in the bogs... even caught him a few times washing his bin out ??
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chim chim cha boo
1:51 Thu Sep 3
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Thank fuck I live across the road from my gym and swerve the changing room completely. Let's face it, no one wants to see a man naked.
There's a bloke who uses my gym who's always got a smile on his face, seems a decent sort but fucking hell he stinks to the point that if he comes within smelling distance I have to swap machines and move further away.
The day after it kicked off in Paris with the Charlie Hebro thing there was a muslim kid in army fatigues (sort of anyway) pretending to get down on one knee with a rifle then dropping to the floor in a sniper position. I stood in front of him staring but he wouldn't look me in the eye.
Silly cunt. You'd hope he was taken out by a drone but I'm guessing if you can't even look a white bloke in the eye at the gym you probably don't have it in you to fuck off on a silly holy war.
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aldgate
1:19 Thu Sep 3
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Bloke was trimming his pubes with a shaver in changing room at virgin gym in tower hill
I said he he should go in the shower to do that
He just shrugged
He was French
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